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>From: MARYLRUSEK@aol.com
>Subject: The Young Director
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>Hello! I'm back with a new post! People have been asking me what I'm like ,
>what I hope to accomplish in the future, and why in God's name do I love
>and adore Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Who? Who the hell asked you these things?!

>So, I've whipped up a brief backround
>about myself and my future ambitions (and what I hope to do with Matt and
>Trey when we can be friends. Now, without futher ado, here they are:

So a demented weirdo from AOL that thinks that she will be best buddies with Matt and Trey is going to tell us about her worthless life.

>Name: Margaret Bridget DeCourcey Scholastica Rusek Female, born 11/11/84
>Education: Grade school: Saint Denis School, High school (most definitely)
>Archbishop John Carroll High School, College (hopefully) UCLA or SUNY in
>NYC (I haven't worked the financial bit yet, but somehow, it'll happen!)

WHO CARES?! So you graduated from the Forrest Gump School For The Mentally Challenged and will soon become the idiotic matress-back at the community college, so WHAT?

>Future Occupations: Film director, producer, director of photography,
>actress

The only show or movie you'll ever star in will be COPS, and you'll play the trailer trash that ate the neighbor's dog.

>Future Films: Limbergirl, The Simpsons Movie (I have yet to
>negotiate with Matt Groening)

You have yet to negotiate with anyone, like you're really in all these movies and you're still in Grade School? Sure.

>, Cenozoic Era, 360, and an untitled film (at
>the moment) about to cannibalistic librarians who really love to feast on
>the members of their library.

HUHUHUH! I'm making a film about a Zip Drive that really likes to eat disks...

>Future Associates: Steven Spielberg, Ridley Scott, Madonna, Gillian
>Anderson, Tom Hanks, Sigourney Weaver, John Williams, James Horner, H.R.
>Giger, Mike Myers, Jean Shepard, Slyvester Stallone, Ron Howard, Robert
>Zemeckis, Gale Ann Hurd, Harrison Ford, Geena Davis, Drew Barrymore, Rowan
>Atkinson, and last, but most certainly not least, Matt Stone and Trey Parker.

Wow, we're really waist deep in the BS now...
For the record, my future associates will be:
US Presidents Ford, Regan, Bush, and Clinton, all the astronauts that have ever been launched into space, the 25 richest people in the world, oh yeah, I'll also be best buddies with God.

>After the film career: 1. Get married, have kids (or vise versa, whatever
>comes first), 2. Campaign against abortion and capital punishment, 3.
>Successfully ban capital punishment and abortion,

OK, when someone gets pregnant and can't get an abortion, we'll send them to YOU. OK? Sounds good, don't it. Oh, be sure to add on to your house so you'll have room when we send all the serial killers to your house instead of Death Row...
(yeah, this crap is a fairly hot topic to me.)

>4. Donate more than
>$1,000,000,000,000.00 to charity, 5. Help save the people of the world the
>best way that I can!

Try gulping down some drain-o you worthless idiot.

>
>Yours Truly,
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>Margie
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