Jolley Flame and Parody
No More New Stuff As Of: May 15, 1999
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Site Closed Due To Lack of Demand
Well, either you read the website and were too lazy to send ANY comments to me at all, or you never saw it in the
first place.  Well, it dosen't matter, as of today I will no longer perform ANY work on this website at all, as if you'd
notice.  This site will remain standing, slowly being overcome by bit rot and plain old 404 disease.  It will, however,
stand as an archive of my first rants and raves, for howeverlong it stands.  Since everything except the links are
self-contained within the site, there should be no 404 problems like I stated above, so it looks like I'm just huffing
and puffing now, dosen't it?
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I'd like to thank everyone for their lack of responce, which showed me exactly what this site was worth.
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If you'd like to tell me exactly how much you hate me, e-mail me at the space below.
As usual, you can e-mail me by clicking here.
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User info! Help on resolutions and why I do this. Basically a big info page.
This includes the disclaimer! Check it out! Click Here.

The Rants
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I find myself angered at many things.  Sometimes, they make me mad enough to
"cough up a hairball" to paraphrase JWZ, and here's where they land.
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Hewlett Packard (All right HP, you made the list!)
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El Cheapo (No-Name brands and the destruction of the economy)
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Inane Ads (The Gap Ramps up the Repulsion)
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The Sci-Fi Channel (Where else can you see over 10 cancelled series?)

JF&P, Version 1
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Like the graphics and design of this site? Hate them? One thing's for sure, this
piece of HTML fecal matter, circa July, 1998, is the worst I have ever made,
although it has things that make it look like this current revision, which is about the
5th time I have re-done it.

It's back from the dead, has a banner ad, and the links won't work right! whoo-hoo!

The Booster Club Flamin' Ground (July, 1998)


The JF&P Hall Of Fame
Here you will find 'serial' posters. That is, people that constantly make it their responceibility to make other internet readers mad. Be warned, Mary L. Rusek has been known to cause the same reaction in humans as Radiation Poisoning.
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The Latinlord Wing
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The MARYLRUSEK Wing

It's The Content, Stupid
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My Very First Booster Club Posting (POSTED IN 6-30-98 A)
            A really small section where I pick at some whiny Mac user stories. It's really not all that
exciting. At least I haven't gotten hate mail from Macintosh users...
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Lies@Apple.com Part 1 (Apple Spreads More Lies About The Macintosh Platform)
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Poor MacHead Can't Install Windows NT! (Some mac user can't run NT!)

(C) 1776-1999 Matthew Jolley, except for the original parodied texts.
Got a beef with me? Step up and E-Mail!

Supported Sites
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There are a few animated banner type links though, so you may want to go and
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Hits Since August 21, 1998
This dosen't work with IE, and I don't care.