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>From: Teresa Perrin <teresa@navix.net>
>Subject: SP merchandise and other stuff...
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>Hi everyone! I have been a bad list reader type person lately.

Because I can't read, and mom isn't always around to help me.

>I'm getting behind because of schoolwork and the like.

Second Grade is HARD!

>Anywayz, I decided to write in because of a recent trip to our small (but
>ever expanding) mall. I was in Spencer's Gifts (that store is a hoot!)

RUN don't walk to SPENCER'S GIFTS! Everyone! Quick! Nobody knew about this store or talked about it at all on the list before this talented young lady! RUN!

>and I found Cheesy Poofs, a bunch of t-shirts, and key chains, stuffed dolls
>and stuff. I also found these cool mugs with character in plastic on top.
>It had a little button to push, and the character said something. Cartman-
>I'm not fat! I'm big boned! Also, the big kenny doll mumbled when you
>squeezed his hand. I saw a really cool blow up Chair.
>It was orange, and had kenny's head on top!

Wow...thanks...I really needed a description of every single SP thing Spencer's Gifts carries. Wow, I bet nobody else knows about this store that is in every single mall in the country! I think I'll explain the obvious to everyone!

>Okay. I have a question. I thought of it while trying to fall asleep last
>night. Here goes___

As we dive away from South Park, lets talk about something even lamer!

>You are on a playground merry-go-round. It is spinning clockwise. You are
>standing on the middle, turning counter-clockwise, so as to focus on one
>point (say, a slide or something???). Are you actually spinning??
>Would you get dizzy???

Hmmm...let me think on that for 2 seconds. BZZT! Wow, you are SPINNING, so you CANNOT focus on one thing, because it is always moving out of your field of vision. Of course you're spinning, you dip, and of course you would get dizzy, the fluid in your ears won't stop because you are looking at something. These lame 13 year olds should be mutilated so they can't spew their ignorant blather all over the web.

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>With that said, I should probably end this email.

Please!

>I better get a Nintendo 64 for christmas, because I want the south park game when it comes out!!!

Too bad all your parent's money goes to your "special" school...

>
>Love and Cheesy Poofs for all,
>~Teresa~
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