>From: "Jessica Sobolewski" <jsobolewski@hotmail.com>
                   >Subject: Frickin Sweet, Mr. Bigglesworth

                   Her Subject : Not a joke but an incredible simulation!

                   >Hey Parkaholics,

                   >I just wanna some things about this 12-29 Post:

                   >>1) It has came to the attention of my aplphanumeric pager, which gets
                   >>news from CNN, says in their entertainment report that Matt Stone and Trey
                   >>Parker want the CEO of Comedy Central, Doug Herzog's job when he leaves in
                   >>1999 to be chief programmer for Fox. This may mean more south park, or
                   >>more shows like south park on comedy central.<<

                   >DUDE, THAT'D KICK ASS!!! A wile ago someone posted something about Matt
                   >Stone and Trey Parker saying (Jokingly) when they took over CC, they would
                   >make "The Mr. Hankey Show."

                   Everyone wants an hour show devoted to a talking pile of fecal matter!

                   >Maybe that wasn't such a big joke, after all.
                   >I would really love seeing two guys as incredibly hot...

                   Ah, the elusive stereotypical 13 year old girl! "I think M&T will take over CC! BTW, They are
                   SOOOOO HOT!

                   >um... I mean... uhh, ::In an innocent sounding voice:: I don't have a crush
                   >on Matt and Trey. I just think they have hot asses- umm, no, no, I mean...

                   I am a complete moron and shouldn't be allowed within 10 feet of a computer!

                   >OH FUDGE IT! Ok, I'll admit it, I have a crush on Matt and Trey, I think
                   >they have hot asses,

                   Ok we have established the fact you think they have >>HOT ASSES!<< why not post to
                   alt.13yearoldgirls.idiots.teenidols.mattandtrey.butt?

                   >and I can't decide who's hotter, Matt or Trey. Girls,
                   >let's take a vote. E-mail me your answers. Tell me who you think is
                   >hotter, Matt or Trey.

                   Duh...he he he...Matt is 98.6 and Trey is 99.2! TREY IS HOTTER!

                   >I'll post who got the most votes when I stop getting
                   >replys, so u better reply.

                   Coming soon, my poll titled "Teletubbies or Barney, who has the best show?"

                   >Ok, also, I would just like to say Good luck to
                   >Matt and Trey, even though they'll never read this in their entire life.

                   I sent them a picture of my butt, to show them how hot I am for them, but they never
                   responded.

                   >Bye-bye.

                   >Love,
                   >Bebe

                   >"Dude, this is pretty f***ed up right here."--Stan Marsh

                   WOW! That is the most original quote  I have ever read!

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January 8, 1999 All original text is copyrighted by the author. All Inserted Text (You Know Who You Are) Is (C)1999 By Matt Jolley
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