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From: Brainguy <Brainguy@csi.com>
Subject: South Park Digest "G" 07/01/98

South Park Digest G

*A note from the moderator*
I have made this digest to put all the stuff you people wont stop posting,
cause you love it so much. Does this mean I will filter out any garbage?
NO! Does this mean I wont post things that have been beaten to death? NO!
Does this mean the boards will be any better? NO! Well, better go back
posting my quota of AOLer lame ass topics!

=========Subjects In This Digest============
*Lame posts from AOLers that like to say @$$
*Things that were said 2 days ago
*A Listing of every single problem in the latest episode.
*Lame ass Scripts
*The South Park Times!
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From:Retard@south.fag.att.net
Subject: Some neato stuffs!

Hi all!
I bet im the first one writing this because its 10:30:08 Eastern Time (i
know i need a life, no need telling me!) I just thought I would tell you
all what I noticed about episode 229 (LameAss)

=In one scene cartman is 8.984 feet away from Kenny, and 5.67 seconds
later, hes 8.084 feet!!
=If you arrange the alphabet quatra-wise and then divide by pi and the
number of seconds in a leap year,
you get "Car Bob mike dig smack" WOW!
=our fight to get kennys dad back into an episode worked! yay! Matt and
Trey must read this, and after reading our posts, did somthing!
=I could go through the episode and list 38 quotes and say "that was cool"
but that will already be done, im sure, several times!
 

well this was a totally r0ckin episode, it kicked @$$ seeya next time!

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From:suckage545@aol.com
Subject:South Park Times 8373B-S

***South Park Times***
Metro Edition, I'm a fatass!, 58.7 cents

President returns from china, makes chef mad..

uh...today chef returned from china and was all mad and stuff because
clinton was there
"i gonna whoop your ass" he said

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From:baby47638732@aol.com
Subject:Stan's a Lard-ass part 873

<Stans house, hes fat>
Cartman: You're a fatass stan!
Stan: Shut up fatass!
Kenny:muhhhh muff
Stan:hahahaha
Cartman: yeah kyle's a dirty jew!

the end!

Thanks to all of you that have supported my lame re-hash of south park
quotes and lame situations!
Your Enjoyment has led me to start making a new series "Kenny gets killed!"
Be on the lookout!

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From: cartman483727@yahoo.com
Subject: im cool!

uh...uhmmm...Letterman said a south park quote on tv!

heres a list of boring and lame things everyone has already said

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oops, i have to get off the computer! 7:45 already, time for bed!

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--this south park digest parody made by Matt Jolley --Brainguy@csi.com
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(((Below is what the moderator of the digest added to the end of my post)))
 

Funny stuff, Matt! Although, I know that those subscribers who are more
critical of the digest's content would appreciate the digests (as they are)
infinitely more if they had to read ALL of the email submissions sent to
Comedy Central. I receive many email gems that aren't even unsuitable for
the Jerry Springer Show :)
-Moderator
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