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>From: Bardo77@aol.com
>Subject: Re: SP Digest 8-13-98 A

Here's the nice, formal, normal SP digest posting, worthy of a parody. I read on, only to discover the Mr. Hyde to this Dr. Jeckyl.

>Hi I am the South Park fan! I like cool stuff (Like my favorite show SP),
>that are neat. Yeah Mat, and that other guy ummm Tray, well their cool. And
>their new movie is hot! Yeah it's like collosal in a sort of cool way.

It's also really titanic in a really awesome kind of neat way...

>I just wanted to say, how much fun it was whn I dressed up as Hitler for
>Halloween. And wrestling rules you guys have shown me how cool that it is.

Every staged punch, every fake fall, I luv it ALL!

And BAM! here comes the double-whammy....Sounds like some little 10 year old AOLer, with a few free hours, decided that they could write a stupid, drawn out post that will push everyone's buttons. Hey, wait, this Bardo77 also wrote about him and the rest of the SP Posers standing up for their rights....yep, a certified freak-a-zoid.

>YEAH ALL YOU PISS ANTS!!! I AM WRITING AGAIN THIS LETTER WAS CREATED
>SO
>LITTLE WISE ASSES LIKE ME COULD SHOOT OUR MOUTH'S OFF.

Hmmm, you're the only one writing, and the only one that can understand it, so why do you talk in plurals?

>I CAN MAKE MISTAKES.

No duh! One was being born....should have wrapped that little umbilical cord around your little neck....

>BE STUPID. SO THERE TRY TO STOP ME THUD, and ALL YOU OTHER PEOPLE!!

We don't have to stop you, we have a moderator for that, you moron...

>JUST
>WATCH ME!!! HEY WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I SAID SP SUCKS I HATE IT.

Uh, I wouldn't care, but I'm sure you have sparked a huge posting war on the digest...All the little AOLers screaming....I HAVE MAIL!

>I DON'T
>EVEN WATCH THE DAMN THING. IT IS TRIPE, GARBAGE!!! HAHA HA I CAN SAY
>ANYTHING!!!!!!

Yes, the magic of the Word Processor...The AOL mail client has already caught up with Word Perfect 2!

>I AM A GOD!!! I AM NOT PC. MY OPINIONS WILL BE HEARD.

But will anyone care?

>I AM A
>F*CKING SP News Letter TERRORIST. I WANT TO KILL EVERY LAST GOD DAMN ONE OF
>YOU.

Oh, Dr. Ruth says that violence is a form of sexual aggression...

>BUT SINCE THE LENGTHY JAIL TIME INVOLVED I WILL JUST PISS YOU OFF.

You have Pissing someone off and confusing them all mixed up here!

>I
>DO LIKE SP. BUT I HATE 87.789% OF THE POST WRITERS. WHOOOO HOO!!! I WIN I
>AM IMMATURE! I LIKE ME! I HATE WRESTLING. AND YOU WILL ALL.... I REPEAT ALL
>OBEY MY AUTHORITI....

YEAH, obey my...oh wait, mom's calling me to dinner...you'll all have to wait while I eat my mac and cheese...

>
>
>SIGNED
>THE SP TERRORIST!!!!!!!!
>--
>
>Everyone who wants me to never post the SP Terrorist again, gimme a "HELL,
>YEAH!"
>That's what I thought! :)

NOOOO! Don't take away a prime source for my website!

>-Stone Cold Mod
 
 



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