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From: Brainguy <Brainguy@csi.com>
Subject: Super Neat-O Ratings Are Fun!

>Subject: Ratings on "Summer Sucks"
>From: gbhelmet@juno.com (Jordan B Chatfield)

>To all SP fans across the world,

Duh, uh, does the world include Boston? I have some friends there...huh huh
hehe

>Hello! As some of you folks might have noticed, I posted in a previous
>digest (6-27-98 B). I said that I would evaluate and rate all the new
>episodes.

Oh boy, I was on the edge of my seat waiting for some idiot to post
his fractured and lame "review of a episode!"

>Sorry about being a little late on this.

I really don't think anyone would have cared if you posted this at all...

>OK. I think "Summer Sucks" deserves 4 stars out of 4. It was a very funny
>episode. I like the Titanic spoof and when Cartman decides to swim to the
>deep end when no one is around. My favorite part is when Jimbo says "Yo
>necisito un fireworko spectacularrrrrrrrrrrr!". That was kind of funny.
>"Fireworko" is not a Spanish word, I don't think. Well, there's my post,
>short and sweet.

OK. I think this post deserves 5 stars out of 5! First we have the normal
listing of "funny" quotes, and the assumption that we have all been waiting
on the edge of our seats saying "Oh gee, I wish someone would rate these
episodes!" If you are going to do a review, include more then 3 sentences.
Oh lord, If our esteemed moderator includes these as the good posts, I do
NOT want to see what he throws out!
 

>Jordan Siskel (joke)

Go to Hell (really)

>"I support the fight for NO THUMBS!"

I support fighting for some "important" issue of south park that M&T
probably never even thought of!

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OK. I think "Simmer Suks" Deserves 4 strs Out of 4! It was very funnny, I
like the Posidion Adventure Parodie, and it was relly funny when Cartman
swam in the pool! My favurite part is when Jimbo Says "fireworko" bevcause
thats not a real spanish word! Well, thats Why I thoughyt I would wastte
South Park Digest space to tell you why I rated this 4 stars!

Forrest Guuhmp

I support the fight for dog poop in food!
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