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>From: "Salah Abed" <s_the_great@hotmail.com>
>Subject: A Simple, Stupid Post

Truth in Advertising!

>I was just thinking about something, as I sometimes do.

Note he said "sometimes"

>Has anyone noticed
>that, when Chef sings, he outstretches his hands?

Ok...this hardly needs doing but...DUH!
Hey, Hey! You ever notice that when cartman talks his mouth moves? Huh, Huh?!

>Okay, now you may laugh
>at how blatantly obvious that was. When you're done, you can read the rest:
>...
>...

No! Don't Tell SP Digest readers to laugh for a certain amount of time! They will laugh that long, and they could not breathe and pass out, still laughing!

>...Done? Good. Well, Chef only has four fingers per hand. At least I only
>saw four.

He could have more, I just don't want to do the research.

>Yet, when we see the kids practicing their haikus, we see five
>fingers on each hand. Could it be that people born in South Park all have
>one more finger than people who weren't (Chef wasn't born in SP; see
>"Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut.")?

Hmmm...sounds more like the SP animators make things up then remove them as the storyline dictates, ala' The Simpsons. (ex. from the Simpsons, In one episode their house is falling apart, but in any other episode nothing is broken, it just magically pops in when needed...)

>Salah Abed
>"Sometimes I'm right and I can be wrong/my own beliefs are in my song/the
>butcher, the banker, the drummer and then/makes no difference what group
>I'm in."

"Sometimes I think/These signature files/are just made up to/be long pointless/and stupid."

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November 25, 1998 All original text is copyrighted by the author. All Inserted Text (You Know Who You Are) Is (C)1998 By Matt Jolley
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