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>From: Rich Grise <rmgrise@spacestar.net>
>Subject: Cheezy Poofs!
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>Hey, we've arrived!All together now!! <unenthusiastically> Yeah.
>I was in the grocery store today, in the chips & other
>junk aisle,and one of the mop boys called security on me! They said "You're not allowed to sample the chips!" But I re-sealed them with my Euro-Sealer! Nobody would have gotten hurt! NOBODY!!
>and I saw a bag of things like chee-tos baked to a delicate
>crunch, labeled, "Cheesy Puffs!" OK, it's not exactly Cheesy-Poofs,Ah...THAT's this letter is about. HEY HEY! I saw a show on TV called "South Pacific!" I know it's not exactly "South Park" But the english language is so kooky, it could easily be a rip-off of out favorite show!
>but hey,
I'm an idiot, what do I know?
>- only 2 letters away, and there are versions of the English language where
>"Puffs" could conceivably be pronounced, "Poofs".What version, Beta .093? As far as I know, "Pu" makes a "Puh" noise and "Po" makes a "Poo" sound. Not exactly pronounced the same way, are they.
Hookehd Ohn Fonicks Werked four me!
>I found myself singing
>the, "I like Cheesy Poofs, you like Cheesy Poofs" song in the store!Then people stared at me and the voices began in my head...whispers of bad things...evil things...no-no things!
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>Stop me, before I bore again!There's no stopping this, I fear.
>Rich
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November 25, 1998 All original text is copyrighted by the author. All Inserted Text (You Know Who You Are) Is (C)1998 By Matt Jolley
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