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Hey there! I'm Matt Jolley, and this is my website. As you may have noticed, there are not many files other then ones based on the South Park Digest. Now that I have stopped using that soruce, whenever I do update this site, it should be from another source. Why do I do this? As the tagline says, 'Cause the net ain't gettin any smarter.' Idiots clog up the newsgroups, mailing lists, you name it, some retard has found a way to molest it.
I try to keep a fast loading, streamlined design, but retain some form of good looking graphics, so the only think to define the page is my kick ass title graphic, (well, I like it) and that nifty graident there to the left...no, your OTHER left...
That brings me to a kind warning:
People using a resolution below 800x600 won't get a good looking page. Why? Because I am a sucky webmaster and can't make it look good at lower res. since I got a 17 inch monitor (15.9 vis.)It is also a good idea to have your color depth set ABOVE 256 colors. Of course, this is to view that nifty gradient, and the JF&P green, wont display right on 256 color screens, (for the record, it is R66, G155, B99) and makes things look yucky. Ditch that 1993 Cirrus Logic board and get a higher res. and color depth.
Let's review. If you are looking at this from Oldham County Middle School, in Buckner Kentucky, on one of those nasty 5 year old Compaq's with the 10 inch monitors, and find out my page sucks, don't come to my homeroom and assult me physically, go and tell the school to go to a yard sale and pick up a newer computer!
Before you start, here is a quick key to the file listing, as it is a tad confusing.
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The first part is the title of the text file that I wrote. If there is a string of numbers like what is shown above, it is the date of the "South Park Digest" that the text was either posted in, or had the post pulled out of. If there is a non-SP post, a description of what the file is will be there. Also, some of the files may be confusing if you don't know about the SP Digest. The others should be understandbale.
Feeb, Feeby, and Feeby-Jeebies all mean that someone is an idiot. Feeby Jeebies means a temporary case of severe stupidity.
I don't Like The Mac.
There. That Should answer a lot of the questions you may have. you can still E-mail me if you have any questions.
Oh wait, one last thing, the DISCLAIMER!
This covers my butt. Read it NOW!Ok, I hate to have to say this but EVERYTHING HERE IS A JOKE! IT'S A FLAME, and is not to be taken seriously! OK? All the documents were pulled WITHOUT permission by the author, and remains the property of the author. All the inserted text (put in by me) is MINE! Ok? Let's Review. Everything here is a joke (I really don't want little Margaret to die, nor do I want her to do Xanax Shooters!) and the ORIGINAL texts are the copyright of the ORIGINAL author, and The things I writes, I keeps.