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>From: lynn burke <lburke@jeffco.k12.co.us>
>Subject: An Ode to Cartman

Ok now little Lynn, when you're writing a new posting, don't add all those little > symbols! That's confusing, although I believe I saw this in another digest, so perhaps he just ripped it off a old one and posted it again...

(It's not supposed to rhyme, don't e-mail me asking about it.)
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>> Cartman's got the flaming gas
>> Weight gain 4000 and a huge fat ass

Lynn has the tiny brain,
A Sticky Keyboard and a Yellowing Mouse.

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>> Cartman sometimes acts aloof
>> While scarfing down his Chessy Poofs

Lynn sometimes can't think of a rhyme,
So he makes up words and sentences that just don't work.

>>
>> His mom always bakes him pies
>> And helps him out with his pink eye

Stating the obvious from South Park is always oodles of fun,
Especially when you put it in poem form!

>>
>> He sometimes gets pissed off
>> And will go to hell for being a sloth

Why should they waste room in hell,
Put this guy down there and end our pain!

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>> He always flunks in school
>> And he thinks that he's real cool

Ummm....hmmm....I eat food,
And I went to school!

>>
>> Cartman's mom is a dirty slut
>>             Cause
>> She always shows guys her old butt

Once my mom did that to me, she said,
Stand under me, I have to pee!

>>
>> Cartman once played with a doll
>> And an old stuffed animal

He reminded me or myself, not too long ago...

>>
>> Cartman loves chocolate pot pies
>> And in school he always lies

Lynn sure loves spouting mindless dribble,
I bet in school he's always getting his ass kicked!

>>
>> He will stay in the third grade
>> An get to know the teacher aide

*Made up to make a rhyme alert!* Strange, I never noticed a teacher aide in the show....wow...I need to watch that some more!

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>> Cartman sometimes acts real gross
>> While Mr. Hat rinks his cozmos

Uh, Kenny sometimes dies
while Mr. Garrison flingdiggles his wonkzips

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>> That's all I could think of and you could add onto it if you want.

I think I Just Did.

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