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>From: MARYLRUSEK@aol.com
>Subject: THE NEXT POST: The Script
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>Script name: THE NEXT POST
>Written for the South Park Internet digest by: Margie Rusek
>
>Starring: MARGIE RUSEK as THE YOUNG DIRECTOR, JOSEPH AUSTIN THE MODERATOR
>as THE PRINTER OF MARGIE'S DIGEST, with MATT STONE & TREY PARKER as
>MARGIE'S HEROES AND INSPIRATION FOR HER DIGEST

And Matthew Jolley as the angered digest reader that fights back!

>
>Scene One- In The Digest
>
>Margie: (Beginning to type) Hello, fellow Digest members. This is not a test.
>It's a transmission
>       For now, you will not even realize I exist. But in the future, you will
>not begin to imagine that you didn't know me years ago.

Hell, I wish I didn't ever know >NOW!<

>        I shall rise high, with my shoulders back, my head on tight, and my will
>indestructible. My will is not to rule the world, but to change it... forever.

*stifled laughter* Yes, the 8th grade SUPERSTAR PRODUCER will one day rise to change the world!
*gags on the melodramitic crap he's waist deep in*

>I will show you films unlike the ones you ever believed to be made: true
>stories, nonsense stories, and fantastically marvelous stories.

Horrifically botched stories, B Movies, over budget mega-flop movies, I'M THE CORMAN OF THE 1990'S MUHAHAHAHA! I'm still shaking my head over all this flowerly prose! Oh god, This sort of talk is reserved for people like FDR or Lincoln.

>You will
>experience the horror of inter-galactic life forms (Matt Stone could
>possibly star in this film), the slapstick humor of an Earth-friendly and
>flexible superhero, the danger and suspense of a murder that should have
>remained unknown (Trey Parker could star in this film),

A posting that should have stayed unposted....

>the shocking
>history of the Earth before man even began evolution,

THRILL...As the atmosphere forms!  GASP...As plate tectonics begins! GAWK...As asteroids strike a plane void of any life at all!
IT'S A SHOCKING FREAKY THRILL RIDE....EARTH : 4.5 BILLION B.C!

>and the story of a
>loving mother and an undying legend of our time, named Diana Spencer.

Princess Diana to all those normal people (just so you know what she's muttering about)

>       Then, I shall give life, not take it away. I will give every unborn child
>the chance to live through their birthdays, as well as the rest of their
>lives.

That means...NO ABORTIONS EVER! Yes, every child that would have been aborted will be sent to me, since I made the moms carry them to term!

>I want Death Row inmates to live to think their whole lives over,
>and to be thought of as human beings, not bloodthirsty animals.

They lost the right to be thought of as humans when they did their quadruple homicide and then ate the victim's spleens. Why don't you meet with them...and ask them why they were sentenced to death.

>I desire to
>see the health systems in poor countries worldwide to be immensly improved.

....But it will never happen...

>And before I shall die, I need the world to preserve every form of life.

But you're using energy right now, which is being generated by either coal burning or some other kind of combustible material (unless you have a hydro plant nearby) and that is DESTROYING countless lifeforms! You need to move out to the woods...wait, you could kill insects....yes, fly out to the moutians...no the plane could kill birds...oh hell, eat a bullet and let the maggots have a new home!

>        During this time, I hope to finally accomplish happiness by having a family.
>I want to marry an itelligent, good-looking, and awesome man

I'll have to drug them to get them to love me.

>(one exactly
>like Matt Stone) whom I'd be in love with from the moment we met, 'till my
>last, dying day.

Which can't come soon enough, IMHO.

>I would immediately become pregnant with our first child,

Then I thought...He would have to WANT me before he would do me...nevermind!

>and would bear four more in the years to come. We'd raise them with good
>hearts. And every night, before I'd go to sleep, I'd smile. My children
>would be sleeping in the next room, and the love of my life would be
>sleeping by my side. With a little luck, we'd grow old together and would
>live to see many beautiful grandchildren.

Ugh...more and more little Margie's running around, posting to the SP Digest? DEAR GOD NOOOOO!

>
>        This is Margie, the surviving dreamer of the American youth, signing >off...

This is Matt, the surviving SP Poster with an IQ over 95, signing off...

>
>END OF TRANSMISSION
>(C) 1998 Margie Rusek
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October 4, 1998 Original Text Copyright By The Author, Inserted Text (C) 1998 Matthew Jolley
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