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>From: MARYLRUSEK@aol.com
>Subject: There's a Margie behind the scenes!
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>I just finished watching Cow Days on South Park and found this name in the
>credits: Margie Stubbs. Good for her!Ok....so you're saying this because....(I know you'll have a very good reason...)
>I'm glad there's somebody out there who uses the name Margie, not Margaret.
Oh...SO....You wasted space to tell us, "Oh gee whiz, look at this, I can freaking READ mommy! I read my name!! Wow-ee I better go tell my buddies on the Digest I found my name on South Park!
>I hate the name Margaret!
I think it is the reason that nobody likes me and that the teachers flinch when I start to talk....it must be my name!
>It sounds so ugly and queer!
Like your posts?
>Oh, I'm sooo ashamed!
I would be too if I were churning out postings like this, Margaret!
>So, if there was anybody who
>wondered why I didn't go by the name Margaret Rusek, THERE YOU HAVE IT!!!!!!!So....well, Margaret, Thanks for wasting valuable ones and zeros to virtually wipe your butt on the digest. I'm sure we had a gooooood laugh and chuckle over your very informative and on-topic post!
>Thanks a load, and good night!
Here's a treat to help you sleep!
Go down to the local 7-11. (I'm sure a superstar 8th grade director can go without asking mommy.)
Frighten the yiddish speaking Cuban behind the counter with your high, whining voice.
Grab a bottle of Maker's Mark, it's the Bourbon with the Red wax seal on the top.
No go back home and find your mommies downers, you know, the ones she started taking after she had you? It should be in a red tray with a foil back and have a label marked "Xanax." Find it? Good.
Pop a few of the tiny white Xanaxes out of the foil and chew them up good in your mouth (put in at least 5!)
Now chase it down with a biiiiig gulp (half a liter should do it) of the Maker's.
Repeat until you feel sleepy, or you pass out!
There you go!
(you're welcome!)
>Yours Truly,
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>Marta
>(Margie Rusek)
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October 6, 1998 Original Text Copyright By The Author. Inserted Text (You know who you are) (C) 1998 By Matt Jolley